Our plan in Buenos Aires was to meet the indomitable and ever-zesty Sarah Natchez at the apartment we rented in Recoleta. By the time we got there she had already connected to the internet and made several critical phone calls to strategic Argentinians. This included contact with a group of graphic designers that had been hired to build her company a mascot costume. Sarah runs a company that provides soccer programs for kids. They are called Super Soccer Stars. Their mascot is a big gold star named "Kick" (or Spanky and Wing-Ding or whatever). In any event, Sarah had volunteered to retrieve the mascot costume in Buenos Aires and hand deliver it back to her company. This didn't happen right away in the trip, but I can't resist showing this series of pictures straight away.
Dancing Kick:

Kick and Claire posing for prom pictures:

Kick taking a tough one in the Kick-family-jewels:

We would start each day with coffee drinks (never just coffee) and media-lunas (croissants but with more sugar--I can still feel their buttery sugary goodness flowing in my veins), and by the crack of noon we'd be ready to hit the streets.
Palermo
We have totally adjusted to Latin American eating times so usually ate breakfast around 11, lunch/snack around 4, and dinner around 10. I'm a pretty big fan of this on vacation. I could never do it during the schoolyear, but for vacation it forces you to slow everything down a bit. Plenty of time to go home before dinner and wash the two inches of Buenos Aires dirt and pollution off my face. We mostly spent our days rambling around the city, putting down many many miles a day in between death-defying taxi rides. A few of the more memorable sights...This area is called La Boca. Touristy but also quite cool and filling with people doing dramatic tango things in the street. Our rendition of this is included.


This is a memorial to a guy named "Gaucho Gil" who was a Robin Hood-esque character in Argentinian history.

A major highlight, of course, was the designing and creation of Justin's mullet. For this privilege, we visited Javier Luna, a hair designer of apparently great acclaim in Argentina. His salon was filled with fashionable males and clippings about him from all sorts of Argentinian fashion magazines. Muy famoso. Javier himself sports a close buzz cut. Now, you might be wondering how such a man can be entrusted with hair. In fact, this very question was posed to him in one of the articles that had been clipped and was on display. His answer was that people saw gynecologists without vaginas all the time, so why not a hair designer without much hair? Touche, Javier, touche.
To properly document's Justin's emergence as a butterfly from his 10-years-of-self-or-girlfriendlaterwife-administered-haircuts cocoon (the record should stand that this was his first real haircut in a decade), we took some before shots:

As you can clearly see from these pictures, Justin's eyes are not being properly highlighted and his beard is WAY too dark for his face...at least that's what Javier told us later. Here is the first shampoo Justin has ever received from another human (since the time that he was big enough to wash his own hair). I assured the elfish imp doing the shampoo that I was only taking a picture of Justin but I lied; he was just too pretty!
Javier next fully appraised Justin's head, taking careful note of his features, head and ear shape, hair texture, etc. Our instructions were to please leave it long in the back (he somewhat complied, but to our dismay took about 3/4 of inch off) but other than that, to do his most glorious. In the words of Sarah, "you are the artist."
There is an important sidenote here. In Javier's salon there are men with extremely stylish haircuts doing blow-drys. The routine seemed to be:Hombre #1: shampoos/preps customer
Javier (when he is damn well ready): appears, cuts quickly and decisively, moves on
Hombre #2: does blow-dry
Aside from the stylishly-coifed men, there was one more entity: Javier's chihuahua, "Maxima". Or, as Javier referred to her, his "wife." There was some serious love between man and dog going on here.

Maxima was generally skittish and suspicious of all people that were not Javier. According to Javier she only likes the beautiful people. Low and behold...

Javier took his task of giving Justin a hair-makeover very seriously, constantly appraising his work. We were all awed and inspired by Javier's attention to detail (which the exception of one sideburn that he forgot to trim...it was later decided that this was part of the look and that we should not question Javier). This was no cut-and-go like his other customers, many of whom were looking on with disgust and jealousy at the attention that was being lavished on Justin. I'm really not kidding about that. There were some pissed off women in the salon.


In the end, we could not have been more pleased with the outcome. Butterfly: emerged.



A couple of other random things to behold and consider. Lots of statues in Argentina look extremely cranky.
As in Santiago, there seems to be an obsession with enormous doors in BA:
Who knew?
Spectacular bookstore. This was billed by the TimeOut BA guide as the second most beautiful bookstore in the world. Haven't seen the first, nor was it named, but this place was really gorgeous. It was converted from a theater and still has the balconies and all the intricate artwork. The cafe was on the old stage.
Street in BA with at least 16 lanes. I'm not kidding.
Old man enthusiastically shows off bird-friend in San Telmo, home of street tango and the best street music I've ever seen:

All in all, we can't thank Sarah enough for being our guide. We had a fabulous week in BA and really can't wait to go back. The trip to Argentina also helped us appreciate more what is unique about Chile. They really are two very different places. BA felt like New York to us in many ways: bustle, a very cosmopolitan feel, cranky people working in stores and restaurants. For all that Santiago is, it is not bursting with flare. The flare is subtle and subdued. BA is the opposite.
Love to all. We travel to Panama with our friends Shafer and Pyka tomorrow night. We can't wait to surf. Many thanks again to Sarah and to Meg, who was our faithful adventure companion for the last month. We miss you!







































